Because watching people dance sounds like a boat load of fun? What guy wants to carry me around or hold me just to dance with me?
I’m sure there must be SOMEONE that wants to take you. Stefan sounds like he might have preferred taking YOU rather than taking me. I’m that really gross older sister second place option.

Not exactly, though you two could have fun, and I’ll go wallow in about 20 ice cream cones all alone.
I haven’t convinced you yet? Dammit… and trust me, I bet I could do it in two shakes. You’re probably going to bail,...